Have you every said things you wish you could take back? You’re not alone.
I was just going through some old reading material I have saved over the years and found this.
Enjoy.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. She won.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”
- A congressional candidate in Texas
“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
- Dan Quayle, former vice president
“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”
- Department of Social Services, Greenville, S.C.
“Please provide the date of your death.”
- From an IRS letter
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Anonymous
“They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.”
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers
“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
- Batman costume warning label
